This blog is stagnant like a tepid pool of filth.

In related news, there was a sewage backup in my basement this morning.

So, updating blogs, right? Yeah… *slurp*… I’ll have to get you to go ahead and come in on Saturday to do that.

*slurp*

It might look like we’re inactive on the outside, but we’re a festering corpse of activity on the inside. Tasks are being accomplished and deadlines are being met, including a major deadline coming up on Friday, November 19. It only seems like we’re moving slowly because we aren’t boring you with all the itty-bitty details.

As far as public relations goes, though, perceived inactivity is just as bad as the real thing. We’re going to try and fix that by rotating responsibilities for making you lol each week.

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